Pumpkin Competition


Meet Aisa’s new financial adviser. Mr P Umpkin

If looking into your finances scares you, if you don’t want a fright when you come to your retirement or if thinking about your pension horrifies you. Then Mr P Umpkin may be able to help. We can offer you;

 

  • Spookily good investment returns
  • Terrifyingly detailed cash flow forecasting
  • Petrifying quality of pension and retirement planning

 

All this and much more at chillingly low costs.

 

Mr P Umpkin is available at p.umpkin@aisaaarrrggghhh.co.uk


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