Pumpkin Competition

Meet Aisa’s new financial adviser. Mr P Umpkin

If looking into your finances scares you, if you don’t want a fright when you come to your retirement or if thinking about your pension horrifies you. Then Mr P Umpkin may be able to help. We can offer you;

• Spookily good investment returns
• Terrifyingly detailed cash flow forecasting
• Petrifying quality of pension and retirement planning

All this and much more at chillingly low costs.

Mr P Umpkin is available at p.umpkin@aisaaarrrggghhh.co.uk

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